surpsie 

a surprise, usually involving head.
a reward for finding lost things.
a retarded mispelling of the word "surprise"

"hey babe, you find my cat and ill give you a surpsie."

surpsie by jazminni3 October 12, 2011

For Suresies

'For sure', but in a totally adorable way

So are we meeting in the back of the alley today?
-Oh for suresies

For Suresies by Anna Kasabyan January 8, 2009

How To: Surpise Sex 

Surpise Sex is when one yells 'SURPISE' before having intercourse with another. Commonly done between couples, therefore avoiding the Surpise Sex becoming rape. Good advice!

How To: Surpise Sex:
'SURPISE!'

How To: Surpise Sex by MistressHowTo:) May 21, 2010

backdoor surpise 

When your having sex doggiestyle, and then you pull it out and stick it in her ass.

Dude i was fuckin her doggystyle and then i gave her a backdoor surprise

backdoor surpise by JamesBong February 3, 2004

sursie 

Southern (U.S.) term for small gift or surprise.

A box of chocolates would make a nice sursie for your secret santa.

sursie by Celestial Reasonings December 26, 2015

unicorn surprsie 

During sex u put on a fake horn and put hot sauce on the tip and shove it far as u can in someones ass. doing this you make a nah sound or some what of a horse noise. Then the blood from the but hole will drip down the horn. You then take off the horn and insert your penis in it till you ejaculate. The two partners take turn drinking from the horn to one pukes. The one who pukes must puke in the other partnes ass crack and eat it till clean.

unicorn surprsie
Me and my buddey hung out last night. We got drunk and ran out of drinking games. We played "unicorn surprise" to pass the time. My face was covered in blood and puke.

unicorn surprsie by KickenChicken October 13, 2011

chupacabra surpise 

When spilled a taco on a women's vagina.While a man ejaculates in her vag and throwing fecies at her face. While she is getting raped by a mexican tranny.

Oh I totally chupacabra surpised that chick last night.

chupacabra surpise by Charile Murphy September 26, 2010