Rusty Cowboy (or Rusty Cowgirl): The act of pulling a blood
saturated tampon from your girl's vagina, holding it by the string, spinning it above
your head while yelling "Yee Haw",
and then slinging it at the wall.
1. Ted: The Bible says man shall not know woman when she is bleeding.
Stanley: I guess the dude who wrote it
never heard of the Rusty Cowboy.
2. My
girlfriend was so
drunk and horny last night that she didn't eve get mad when I played Rusty Cowboy.