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on the vol 

when a person volleys a untensil (object) at another person or wall
give us that bottle "on the vol" tom lad
on the vol by adamf_91 January 25, 2008

Throw Me On The Fucken Grass, Part Your Arse And Shart Some Nard Hard And Fast On My Tit Vol. 7 

The seventh movie in this popular pornographic series. In this movie, Angel Raliegh gets a thumper of a shit on her, but it bounces off of her tit and onto her head - giving her a 'turd turban'. Max Keen holds it together and still manages to ejaculate on her face.
Hey have you got my DVD of Throw Me On The Fucken Grass, Part Your Arse And Shart Some Nard Hard And Fast On My Tit Vol. 7? My wife wants to see it again.

the volcanologist on the mountain 

Someone who is in the middle of a situation who is in a position to know exactly what is or was going on.

Someone who is on the volcano would have a better idea if an eruption is about to happen versus someone who is away from the mountain.
I know exactly what happened yesterday. You weren't there. I was. I was the volcanologist on the mountain.

The on the volley dash 

When your partner is giving birth and you realise your not ready so you drop kick the baby back in and run off shouting panner!!
I had to to give her the on the volley dash lads I ain't ready yet