Crab walk lock is a sexual position in which a female "traps" the male by a wrapping her legs around their waist during intercourse and locking the position during climax. The secret to this lock is by forming a super human, crab-like grip by the ankles the moment the male ejaculates spreading his seeds, in which "pulling out" becomes ineffective. The success rate for this technique is extremely high. While the female's egg becomes fertilized, and the male becomes an instant father without compromise.
"I'm going to pull out now .... what are you doing? are you doing the crab walklock?! .. stop.!!!" *GAAAAAAA**
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.