laser butt 

A butt that is so shiny with human sebaceous oils that it shines like the moon.

Dave: "Bra.. I scored on Trixie.. her butt was like--"
Todd: "laser butt?"
Dave: "Yeah it made my eyes burn!"

laser butt by J. Deik June 22, 2008

butt-sucking loser 

someone who actually inhales smoke on purpose to get a drug, such as nicotine, from the smoke.

quit smoking so as to not be such a butt-sucking loser.

butt-sucking loser by chuckybubbles August 4, 2011

Butt Fuck Loser

1. A gigantic loser.

2. Some who is a really big loser and a fag. (see example)

Guy 1: "I hated that guy before I heard he was a Fag."

Guy 2: "Yeah he's a Butt Fuck Loser."

Butt Fuck Loser by cool_dood16 August 4, 2009

lauer button 

1. n. A secret / hidden button that locks doors, lowers shades, and delays the destruction of a career.

Dude, Emily has a lauer button in her office.

It's only a matter of time before she's done.

lauer button by picc285 September 16, 2019

Matt Lauer Button

The Matt Lauer Button is a single action taken that makes a person no longer seem like a creep, but instead a serial killer.
Taken from TV host Matt Lauer who "had a button under his desk that allowed him to lock his door from the inside."

She kept calling me at work after I told her 'no,' but she pressed the Matt Lauer Button when I found her waiting in my locked garage last night.

I thought we had something, and I went Matt Lauer Button with that lifelike doll I made of her.

Matt Lauer Button by RemoteCodeExecution December 1, 2017

tripple layer peanut butter and jelly sandwich

you will need:
3 pieces of bread
grape or strawberry jelly
chunky peanut butter

step 1) take the first piece of bread and put jelly on one side
step 2) take another piece of bread and put it on top of the jelly-side-up slice.
step 3) take the last piece of bread and spread peanut butter on one side
step 4) lay it peanut butter-side-down on top of the piece on top of the jelly-side-up piece
step 5) cut diagonally twice so that you have 4 triangles
step 6) set them up crust-side-down on a plate and serve with fries and a chocolate chip cookie

My tripple layer peanut butter and jelly sandwich costed $8 at the Ritz in Cayman.

tripple layer peanut butter and jelly sandwich by Rachel H June 30, 2008

Loserbutt 

A word to describe a person who is so loserish... that the word "loser" isn't enough. The addition of the word "butt" makes this a top notch insult. This insult is so bad that when used, may cause the insulted to be thrown off-balance.

Billy: Blake, you are SUCH a loserbutt.

Blake: Oh... That really hurt my feelings.

Billy: Sorry... I didn't mean to make you cry...

Loserbutt by thechosenones June 13, 2010