Slow Blink
Slow Blink by missofthevoid December 12, 2015
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Slow blink
When someone has just said something so ridiculous, so moronic, so foolish, and you can't even fathom what part of their brain spewed out that nonsensical bullshit.
*insert slow blink* "Who even are you?.. I cannot believe you just said that"
*Insert slow blink* "I'm gonna pretend you didn't just say that"
*Insert slow blink* " Are you new? Do you even go here? "
*Insert slow blink* "I'm gonna pretend you didn't just say that"
*Insert slow blink* " Are you new? Do you even go here? "
Slow blink by anonymous July 14, 2022
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The Slow Blink
A facial expression generally put to use when someone has just said or done something incredibly stupid. The slow blink is a little more subtle than a face palm.
The Slow Blink by MoonageDaydream73 October 30, 2014
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When you are talking to someone and the only thing coming out of their mouth is complete utter bullshit and you find yourself so lost for words at their stupidity that all you can do is slowblink at them
Slowblink* blinking in slow-motion to show how uninterested you are
Slowblink* blinking in slow-motion to show how uninterested you are
Sally: last night at the club all these boys were staring at me,I think they all fancy me
Charlie: *slow blinking*
Charlie: *slow blinking*
slow blinking by Tacodelrey June 11, 2014
slow blinker
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Slow Blinker
Someone who does not have the mental capacity for a job they are doing. This results in them having a blank look on their face and not asking questions while being trained.
Slow Blinker by 30beforeThirty May 7, 2022
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slow blinker by Ralphie Parker May 28, 2015