Mega Monkey 

A huge piece of poop.

"Yo where were you that whole time?"

"I was taking a serious Mega Monkey dude."

Mega Monkey by Hmbsm21 May 15, 2009

Mega pebis monkey 

A monkey that only prefers to consume elongated pebus.

Dont let that Mega pebis monkey see drakes leak. He might just hunt him down.

Mega pebis monkey by Pebus god May 11, 2024

Mega Fart Pig Monkey 

Used to describe an obese black nigger that farts often and reeks of shit.

1. I haven’t showered in a month.

2. You should clean yourself and lose some weight you mega fart pig monkey!

1. Why must you hurt my feelings? 🥺

2. Because you’re A BLACK OBESE NIGGER FAGGOT YOU MEGA FART PIG MONKEY

Mega Fart Pig Monkey by MushaPickleJuice December 29, 2022

megamoney

A fake unit of money to describe how retarted an idea or concept is. Can also be used to trick someone into completing a dare in exchange for a non-existing currency. Megamoney is made by taking a scrap piece of paper and writing "megamoney" across the top with retarted lettering, and a face in the middle (smiley or angry pirate) One megamoney equals .0000000000002 of a US penny. The symbol for megamoney is ¤ and it originates from Uzpakimenabia.

Taron: Okay, so my idea is to take a blender and an oven and put them together to make the BLENDOVEN!

Caleb: Wow, I'll pay you 300 megamoney for it, genius

OR

Caleb: Taron, I'll give you 450 megamoney to lick the toilet bowl

megamoney by zmx15 February 12, 2009