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I'm/he's/she's a Christian, so you can trust me/him/her 

All the more reason not to trust the person... if the fact that someone is a "born-aginner" even has to be mentioned, then there must be something less-than-honest/honorable that said supposedly-clean-living person has to hide --- "methinks he doth protest too much"!
I have seldom if ever had any more luck with the honesty/integrity/consistency/reliability/kindness of someone about whom I was solemnly assured that, "I'm/he's/she's a Christian, so you can trust me/him/her"... in fact, if anything, these stuck-up Bible-thunpers often seem to be even BIGGER a**h**es than their "non-believer" counterparts! They think that "God will forgive them" for anything they do, and so they make little true effort to keep their word or otherwise treat their fellow humans with even basic decency.

he's catching on, I'm telling ya 

In reference to Ron Paul's first tv ad for the Republican New Hampshire Primaries.

When this comment is spoken/written, it is meant to be funny.
(As seen in online message boards) Did you see that Ron Paul has 60,000 members in meetup groups? He's catching on, I'm telling ya.

If he's still in, I'm still in 

A phrase used in reddit referencing that if the legend u/DeepFuckingValue holds $GME stonks, everybody holds.
Ohh he has made 50 million and still hasn't sold??!, then if He's still in, I'm still in.

He's still in, I'm still in! 

Rallying cry and meme of the β€œlittle people” following the unflinching example of their diamond-handed, testicles-chiseled-from-granite lead, Reddit user DumbFuckingValue (DFV), original investor and long position holder in the stock of American video game retailer GameStop ($GME).

By refusing to sell a position that had appreciated to near lunar heights, DFV inspired thousands of otherwise paper-handed apes to also hold, thereby squeezing short-selling hedge funds into an infinite financial hole.

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He's still in, I'm still in!

Together we are strong.

We can remain retarded longer than they can remain solvent.

I’ve been retarded for 36 years. I can hang on for another 40 hours.

If** you get tired, just tag in the boyfriend. And keep holding!!

HE'S STILL IN, I'M STILL IN!

FUCK THEM ALL TO THE MOON AND BACK.

HOLD! πŸ’Ž πŸ™Œ πŸš€ πŸš€ πŸš€
WE LIKE THE STOCK.

I’m He-Man Syndrome 

Whenever a troll realizes he can one-up everybody by acting and emulating he-man emulating the power and self-confidence of He-man, all the while censoring online the animated content of his minions or group so that they never actually see the Real He Man, which would totally kill him on its face, physically speaking, once they saw the abs, the face, and natural popularity of the original He-Man. Such infected individuals live solely to obliterate He-man and every digital footprint of him off the face of the universe, or else they’re nothing at all.
β€œDrats, that’s skeletor! Turn that off!” said the botnet administrator clinically diagnosed with I’m He-man Syndrome, in another close call with fate.

I'm mustard and he/she is ketchup 

"I’m mustard and he/she is ketchup" means that these two people are dating or are secretly kissing each other.
Two people are secretly dating but they don't wanna say anything about it so they say:
"I'm mustard and he/she is ketchup"