handle your handle 

To be able to sip, but still function, to be able to function as a being, even if sloshed. Dont drink and drive.

Bro, you need to handle your handle. I'm handling my handle.

handle your handle by JRay1234567890 June 28, 2019

Handle your dirt

V. The act of safeguarding one's interests, personally, rather than relying upon other parties for support.

Don't hide behind your bodyguard! If you can't handle your dirt then don't talk like you real.

Handle your dirt by K. Washington July 24, 2016

Handle Your Scandal 

To take care of business! Whether it's regular day to day stuff, current beef you have with anyone (or if you're the mediator in friend drama), or unfortunate mishaps in life... YOU JUST GOTTA HANDLE THAT SHIT!

Paul: "Ay, is everything good witchu and what's her name?
Joe: "Nah, man she all in my ear about some dumb shit rn. I need to set her straight!"
Paul: "Oh aight, Handle Your Scandal bruh!

Handle Your Scandal by ssqwad December 29, 2014

handle your shit 

to take care of all the shit no one else wants to do for you

Guy: Man, i'd love to go buy this sweet fuckin' guitar, but i don't have the money!

Guys friend: Well how about you go get a job and handle your shit!

handle your shit by theblob94 October 31, 2010

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Handle Your Brown 

When you gain my approval. Cool under pressure. Fast to act. Ready for attack.

"It's rough out their soldier. You're going to need to handle your brown."

Handle Your Brown by brownhandler388 July 12, 2021

handle your scandal 

When someone is very high/drunk and they are being obvious about it, you tell them to "handle your scandal" as a way of telling them that they are attracting too much attention.

Guy 1: whhoooooaaaa man im SOOOO high!
Guy 2: Bro handle your scandal there is a cop right there!

handle your scandal by mcellis September 7, 2011