Beetroot 

A large swollen and quite possibly infected testicle which appears purpley/red in nature. Perhaps caused by the Mrs finding out about "the affair" or due to obscure sexual positions in which the safety of the testicular area may become impaired.

Fuck me, check out the Beetroots on that poor bastard!

Beetroot by #VB Beetroot August 26, 2003

Beetroot 

A person who's face has turned a red/purple because they are embarrassed, 'beetroot' is usually shouted when someone does something embarrassing and try's to pass it off.

(school kid drops food tray onto floor and his face turns red)
Guy 1: WWWAAAYYYY!!
Guy 2: WWWAAAYYY!
Guy 3: (aside to friend) his face is beetroot
Guy 2: haha ye
Guy 1: (shouted at kid) BEETROOT!!!
Guy 3: BEETROOT!!!!

Beetroot by Beetrootboy December 8, 2012

Beetroot 

Also known as 'brute' meaning someone who tackles hard/big hits in Rugby Union

Oof that prop Matthew is a beetroot did you just see that big hit?

Beetroot by LawtyLover November 18, 2010

BEETROOT 

A code word often used to indicate when the person that is the topic of conversation is close by.

"dude you seen the size of colins nose it's beyond massive"
"BEETROOT"
"oh hey colin"

BEETROOT by bluetractorr December 2, 2010

Beetroot 

Person who has their head in the ground, they are unaware of things/people around them. They will come across as narrow minded, impatient, rude and arrogant.

That guy was a beetroot!

Beetroot by cyklode November 24, 2011

beetroot 

a cluster of cells within the womb.

ex; dude your beetroot is showing
2. i heard your beetroot fell out last night

beetroot by guillontiner February 4, 2020

Beetroot 

An act of someone with two dicks jerking off and partaking in sexual inquiry at the same time

Person 1: "Hey look that's the guy that can beetroot"

Person 2: Hey that's so cool!

Beetroot by Laurenett June 17, 2019