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Scrumpsnozmaflump 

The act of forcefully crushing the facial apparatus to remove ocular and nasal concentrations of genital mucus.

The two handed culmination of a snozmakick and a scrumple, often found in association with pubic measles and the ultimate douche.
All was quiet in the library until Glenjamin Willybobble scrumpsnozmaflumped - several people died

Mike was bored and not really listening so he wandered away
Something that is good or bad, maybe neither, who knows
Bro 1: Dude thats scrumtushing

Bro 2: what the fuck did you just say to me
Scrumtush by LargeMannnnn May 14, 2022

Scrumpulate

To mentally fuck an idea (copulate thought)
Beethoven scrumpulated well into the night in order to write his 5th symphony
Scrumpulate by scrumpulator September 24, 2009

scrumpshack 

a residence whose sole purpose
is to provide modest amenities
whilst giving cover for hedonistic pleasures.
Chuck and Mary were bangin all night at the scrumpshack.
scrumpshack by sweetbekka666 April 15, 2005

scrumpulent 

Delicious, but like more than just delicious. SCRUMPULENT
Yo that Mexican rice was scrumpulent 😩💦
scrumpulent by tincanman8 January 21, 2021
Omg, your dingaling looks so scrumpsh. Give us a taste.
scrumpsh by GG September 19, 2003