Queart 

Sharting cum out of your vagina

"After having sex, I quearted all over the bed."

Queart by Kaktass June 6, 2019

quarter cup 

When something isn't even done half a$$ed. The laziest effort. Usually followed by defense of their actions with a lame excuse or blame.

The student didn't bother to show up for class or do homework. When the test came, they just wrote "Too hard" on it and handed it in. Then they complained to the Dean about the teacher after they quarter cupped the whole semester.

quarter cup by Q-Cup November 30, 2013

quarter of deuce 

1. n. The time of the work day when you have 30 minutes left of work, and you prepare to spend the last 15 minutes on the clock taking a deuce.

2. n. Any poop taken while still on the clock.

There's a half our left on the clock. Where's Matt?

Oh, it's quarter of deuce. He's...busy.

quarter of deuce by picc285 September 9, 2019

Quartz, Parchment, Shears 

What we called "Rock, Paper, Scissors" back in the good ol' days.

The best way to settle a difference over a chair is a good old fashioned game of Quartz, Parchment, Shears.

Quartz, Parchment, Shears by MordoAndRigs October 29, 2012

quarter after one

A cult celebration ritual that takes place at 1:15 am, a gathering is held in which the participants do whippets while jamming out to "Need you Now" by Lady Antebellum.

Person 1: "Did you have any plans for quarter after one this evening?"
Person 2: "Hell yeah, I just bought three whipped cream canisters!"
Person 1: "It's gonna be the greatest one minute ever!"

quarter after one by 7oG3raPtor737 November 24, 2019

Hanged, Drawn, and Quartered 

The penalty for high treason in England, to be hanged, drawn and quartered was a common occurrence during medieval times. Although it was abolished in 1814, this form of execution was responsible for hundreds, perhaps even thousands, of deaths.

First, the victim is dragged on a wooden frame, called a hurdle, to the place of the execution.
Second, the victim is hanged by the neck for a short period of time until nearly dead (hanged).
Third, the disembowelment and castration occur, where afterward, the entrails and genitalia are burned in front of the victim (drawn).
Finally, the body is divided into four separate parts and beheaded (quartered).

If you want a good example of someone being hanged, drawn, and quartered watch the end of the movie Braveheart.

Hanged, Drawn, and Quartered by loldamn November 28, 2009