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The Sheepslayer 

a person who slays sheep using spoons by striking 3 times in the center of the forehead. His nemesis is a breed of beats known as yetis. the reason for this rivalry, which oftne leads to large scale battles, is that the yeti eats and destroys the bodies of sheep and shepherds as well as passerby who are wearing excessive wool. the sheepslayer fights and defeats yetis using his spoons so as to protect innocents and so that he can get to sheep first and use the wool, meat, and bones of the sheep as opposed to simply mangling the body. The sheepslayer is a man of legend who is rarely seen or recognized but is very much alive and at work.
"I found a spoon broken in 2 in the yard." "sounds like the sheepslayer confronted a yeti last night."

i've never actually met The sheepslayer.
The Sheepslayer by crameel7 May 16, 2011

holy sheepshit 

a term which is often exclaimed by a party in disbelief.
Holy sheepshit...you're about the stupidest fuck I have ever seen!

Sheeplet 

I had a sheeplet gyro.
Sheeplet by A.C.K. November 22, 2011

Stepslut 

Young female girl who is daughter of your current girlfriend. Has a tendency to be a dirty crack whore her name is nataha pitchuck and is the biggest drunk around
Stepslut by taximan July 11, 2003

SheepStudios 

A company which thinks sheep are canvas, and that they create art, when in actuality all they do is suck dick.
"Did you hear about SheepStudios?"
"Yeah, they're fucking retarded."
SheepStudios by Ryenn The Hunter November 4, 2014
Any person who blindly follows the teachings of a biblical god.
Jerry Falwell sure did rake in the cash from all that sheepshit.
sheepshit by kiobe June 3, 2007