A dinglecracka is when a boy and a girl have sex in their parents home when the house is empty. The lights go off and her shit-covered thong is left on the floor. When they hear a noise downstairs, they scramble to put clothes on. Since the lights are off, the girl puts the shit-covered thong on backwards. Therefore, the shit-covered thong is sucked into the vagina crack; aka the dinglecracka.

*Alex and Nick have sex in Alex's room*

During intercourse they hear the footsteps of the parents. They rush to put clothes on and Alex puts her thong on backwards.

Nick: That was a close one! Your dad almost caught us.

Alex: I know, that was really scary. So scary I didn't even realize that I put my thong on backwards.

Nick: OH NOOOO! DID you just give yourself dinglecrackas?

dinglecracka by VibratingNut June 20, 2017

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Dinglefuckery

The act of engaging in incompetently stupid or unnecessary actions, resulting in confusion, annoyance, or catastrophe, simply to fuck with others.

Did you see John trying to juggle flaming dildos at the party last night? Total dinglefuckery, man.

Dinglefuckery by HappyCleaner82 June 4, 2023

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Dinklecock

Poppycock, tomfoolery, hobnomery, bullshit.

Something that is utterly erroneous or ridiculous.

So I hear you hooked up with that fat girl...

Dinklecock! Thats absolute Dinklecock!

Dinklecock by Jon&Dave218 October 6, 2009

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Dingledork

adj. A meshing or fusion of both the words dingle berry and dork. Used to mainly describe someone who completely fits both word descriptions. In a literal sense, a very smelly person who looks like a whales penis.

"Dude, you're a fuckin' dingledork."

"You fucking stink! Get away from me, fucking dingledork!"

Dingledork by I Don't Need to Whisper June 26, 2006

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