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shitfacedbook 

To use Facebook while intoxicated. May or may not include confessions of undying love to friends, ex's, or total strangers. Grammar and logic will likely be poor. Similar to a drunk dial.
Chris - "Dude, you left 11 incoherent wall posts on my profile last night. What the fuck?"

Spencer - "What? No, I didn't! Oh, wait...yeah, I was shitfacedbooking."

Chris - "You fuckass."
shitfacedbook by stacks121 December 9, 2008

shitfacested 

shitfacested is a combination of shitfaced and wasted creating shit-face-sted meaning extremely intoxicated or inebriated beyond recognition.
"Damn, that dude was so shitfacested that he didn't even know his own name after that keg party!"
shitfacested by shitfacested October 10, 2011

Shartface 

n. shart-fays

Inf: Shartface
F: Shartface Hookermouth*

A term of endearment used by someone upon learning their friend has not only sharted their pants, but proudly owned up to it as well.

*Only to be used in special occasions
Bill: "Dude, you sharted?"
Monica: "Yeah"
Bill: "And you admitted it?"
Monica: "Yeah"
Bill: "We are going to be great friends, Shartface."
Shartface by ShartfaceHookermouth1 November 5, 2010

shirtfaced 

A state of being faceless; occurs when the bottom half of a person's shirt is pulled up, covering their own face.
She wanted to take a sick picture in front of a cop car, so she got shirtfaced.
shirtfaced by imshirtfaced February 4, 2012
"Uh-oh. Sarah's a little shitfaced and Andy's a smooth talker. Better go find them."
shitfaced by westside December 30, 2004

Shitfaced wonder 

Some idiot who thinks (s)he's amazing...when they're drunk.
"There goes Mr. Shitfaced Wonder again, trying to impress that model at the end of the bar."
Shitfaced wonder by FB45 September 13, 2007