The best subcarbine assault rifle ever made. Made by SIGARMS of Switzerland. Fires the same .223 round as the standard US M16. It is 29 inches long with the stock extended, and 20 inches with the stock folded in. The perfect blend of compactness, stopping power, and ergonomics.
My SIG 552 can take on a P90, a G36C, and an MP5, and outshoot all of them.
Person A: "Hey, have you met Chris?"
Person B: "Not yet, what pronouns does Chris use?"
Person A: "Chris goes by Bbxll-552 pronouns!"
Person B: "Oh, that's interesting! I'll make sure to remember that. So, when I talk to Bbxll-552 later, I'll say, 'Hey, how's it going, Bbxll-552?'"
Person A: "Exactly! You've got it! Just be prepared for some intergalactic conversations with Bbxll-552!"
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).