nfm

Well, I thought it stood for "no further message"--something to add to the subject line to an email, when the subject line is the email, to save the recipient the nuisance of opening the, um, message. If it does not mean this, it should.

And the mule you road in on, NFM

nfm by Buce August 26, 2005

nfm

Not For Me.

The new girl at work that flirts with all your colleagues inc all the married and in relationship ones "She's gotta go. NFM".

When someone you know hasn't washed their hands and they dig their finger into your Carmex "NFM".

Those people who introduce themselves as "mad" "crazy" funny" or "edgy" THEY are "NFM".

People who say "nice to e-meet you"- "NFM".

nfm by GemAlice August 30, 2016

nfm

abbrev. never fucking mind

1: idb!
2: idb?
1: LOLOL NFM

nfm by jesus w. bush January 3, 2005

nfm

NudesForMoney

Bob: nfm?
girl: Wtf is that

Bob: Google it

Girl: 🍑 for £100
Bob (happy)

nfm by BDEFSLCLU March 26, 2023

NFM

Nicest Fucking Mum
The mum who swears, eats chocolate in the bathroom so she doesn’t have to share, pours a drink 2pm any day of the week because her kids are driving her mental, says ‘No’, admits when she’s having a shitter of a time and isn’t ashamed of it. Doesn’t pussy foot around the fact that parenting is fucking hard work. At times, considers running away and never returning. Throws up the NFM Club sign at the mall.

NFM “My kids have been a nightmare today, I just need a drink”

FRIEND “It’s only 2pm and it’s Tuesday”

NFM “Fucking irrelevant. Get me a glass pronto, these kids are doing my head in”

NFM by Gettinitdun January 17, 2020

NFM

Short for Nice Fucking Meme

- Yo, wanna hear a sick meme?

- Sure

- Bush did 9/11

- NFM

NFM by Papito Rico May 3, 2016

nfm

Short for Nigga Fax Machine. A mode of communicating by writing a note and having a friend deliver it to the person.

Guy 1: My phone is broken, can you be my nfm and let Amy know I'm gone on Thursday?
Guy 2: Sure thing man, I'll tell her tomorrow.

nfm by Dread Pirate Roberts the 3rd June 4, 2011