maser 

microwave amplification through stimulated emission of radiation.

CHP uses Maser to stop cars by over loading electrical systems with microwave energy! CHP maser saaaap'ed me then ask whats wrong sir? I said my balls are on fire. STEP OUT OF CAR take breathalyzer test.

maser by itichie_nocanpo July 1, 2006

Maser 

Maserknicks is Meant for Taylor bodo he loves her personality

maser loves Taylor. Mason: “Taylor has a great personality”
Another guy: “yeah get with that bitch”

Maser by Osterhoudt May 7, 2019

Maser City 

A now defunct Godzilla site and at the time mildly infamous message board that was run by a gang of mentally ill sociopaths who were never as smart as they thought they were. It pretty much stopped being relevant after Godzilla: Final Wars came out. The domain was repurchased and now mysteriously redirects to Toho Kingdom, their hated rivals.

Maser City hasn't been on anyone's mind since they pulled their idiotic April Fools Day joke in 2005.

Maser City by ShinCookie August 10, 2016

Maser Face 

The face you have on when you are extremely hammered and loving it.

Man: Look at that kid. Is he drunk?

Man 2: You're goddamn right he is! He's got his Maser Face on!!

Maser Face by hwsmasher07 December 8, 2010

Maser Face 

The look one has when he/she is extremely drunk and loving it. This happy mixture is called the "Maser Face".

Man #1: Do you think Tommy is happy about the fact he is plastered?

Man #2: You're damn right he is, he's got his Maser Face on!

Tommy: Yeahhhhh!!!!!

Maser Face by DMNtrotter December 9, 2010

optic maser array 

the super powerfull laser gun use in ratchet and clank size matters. it is fully up graded and has the ability to be modded. it is also cappable of giving haircuts pleasuring MILFS and destroying earth as we knoow it. the optic maser array is also used to describe and overkill so overkill that only ninjas and the guy from ask a ninja can see without their heads compleatly re arranging the evoloutionary cycly

"zomfg! dood u just fukin optic maser arrayed that nubcake!!!!"

optic maser array by Dragon5 October 20, 2007

Maderotic 

Someone who is a madam by day but very erotic by night

There's only one way to describe that Lubbins. She is maderotic!

Maderotic by TheBadi May 16, 2019