Paxinated 

When a teacher takes you to their office and rapes you

Timmy got paxinated yesterday

Paxinated by Jimothan May 7, 2019

leet custom painted

When something is so completely and utterly retarded.

Spawned from a man selling a $40 guitar overdrive pedal for $400 because he painted it and tagged it "custom painted."

This guy's selling a guitar overdrive pedal he built from $40 worth of Radio Shack parts for $400?! ZOMG that's so LEET CUSTOM PAINTED!!!1//oneslash

leet custom painted by l0vemetal January 14, 2008

legs painted on 

When you've been steadily partaking of alcohol, hash cookies, bongs etc in the seated position, only to realise upon standing up that you're too goddamn wasted for your legs to be capable of fulfilling their normal function. Derived from the practice of painting on (or using decals to represent) non-functional elements to decorate cars (eg bullet holes), model aircraft (eg instrument panels) and so forth.

I thought I was still OK until I went to take a dump with my legs painted on and ended up shitting myself in the hallway.

Girl: Let's take this to the bedroom.
Guy: AllRIGHT! Yeah baby -- oh shit, your legs are painted on, I'm gonna have to drag your ass.

I can't believe you survived that bike ride with your legs painted on, man, you puked all over my garage and went to sleep on a wheel ramp.

legs painted on by Gun Arvidssen October 16, 2008

In-cat-pacitated 

When a cat lays on you, making you immobilized.

Guy # 1: “Check this out!”.

Guy # 2: “I can’t, I’m in-cat-pacitated.”

In-cat-pacitated by Nehpets56 January 30, 2018

Painted Willy 

A cross dresser and/or a full blown homosexual.

What's da matter for you? Everybody knows Billy is a painted willy. Hell just ask him.

Painted Willy by Ikhabod Pain November 11, 2004

paxilated 

the zoomy, lightening flash feeling you get when you forget to take your meds for a couple of days.

benj... hey, are you okay? you're acting a little strange today.
david... i'm okay. i forgot to take my meds the last few days and i'm feeling paxilated.

paxilated by daxid December 17, 2008

painted lady

A painted lady is basically a fancy term for a whore

Another fancy word is concubine :D

omg dude lets go get some effin painted lady's

painted lady by cmanns May 3, 2008