Skip to main content

Sporting KC 

The best soccer team ever, playing in the best soccer stadium ever. We hate the Chicago Fire, the Seattle Sounders, DC United, and any other MLS teams.
Person 1: "Man, I wish the Sounders were as good as Sporting KC."

Person 2: "Yeah, that will never happen."
Sporting KC by FootyChronicles January 1, 2012
Related Words

Sportist 

A person that does sport which requires skill, physical prowess and a certain level of badass.
I run because I am a sportist.
Sportist by Tribesman2012 October 21, 2012

Sporvitos 

A homemade snack to graze on between meals which is made up and eaten in this order:

a bite of nacho cheese flavored Doritos
a spoonful of vanilla ice cream (any brand)
washed down with a mouthful of Sprite.
If eaten in above order it enhances the flavor of each ingredient and equates to heavenly yumminess!!
Hey, have you guys tried my new homemade snack Sporvitos? It's so delicious!!
Sporvitos by TommyJK20 November 15, 2019

Sportically Challenged 

when a person is exceptionally bad at sports, he/she is sportically challenged.
Hey, guys look at that guy over there, he's missing the net every time! He must be sportically challenged.

sporting leather 

The stage between a flacid penis and full tumescence; in a semi erect state. Derived from the pottery terminology describing the leathery state which clay will enter before fully hardening. Coined by Adam Carolla on the Adam Carolla Show.
"I'm sporting leather," says Adam to his other loser buddies in ceramics class as a hot chick enters the classroom.

"Look at the rack on her! Welcome to the leather state, boys," exclaimed Ray after crapping in Adam's Rams beanie.
sporting leather by Guydudebro March 23, 2011

sportin a softy

When a guy's got a limp penis while naked in public. The power to NOT get a boner is essential whether at a clothing optional beach, taking a gang shower, going skinny dipping with your friends, wearing a speedo, at a nudie party, just hangin it or you are a professional nudie.
Justin: "Wow, good times last night."
Jason: "Didn't think it was going to turn into a nudie party."
Chad: "Yeah, nothin like sportin a softy and just hangin it."
sportin a softy by Nudie Dude August 25, 2006