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ghetto vet 

Basically a ghetto doctor, backin his boys up if they get into a gunfight or whatever. Listen to the song by Ice Cube if you want to know a lil more.
Damn, where's the ghetto vet?
ghetto vet by Sean May 1, 2003

ghettoversity 

An internet video series. Its mission statement is outlined below.

Formally: Increasing student awareness to help them reach full potential

Ghettoly: Gettin' versed and ballin' the f**k out in whateva youse tryna do
Mayne, I been upvoting dis ghettoversity shit erryday by mah self. So baws.
- GordonG
ghettoversity by GordonG October 27, 2011

Ghettometer 

(Pronounced geh-tah-mih-tehr) Someone who has a keen sense for who and what is ghetto. Much like how gaydar is for homosexuals.
We didn't go to that party because Frank's Ghettometer told him there would be a lot of crack cocaine there.
Ghettometer by WhiskeyNick September 28, 2006

Ghettonet 

Used to refer to the ghetto side of the internet; i.e. the part of instagram with a large proportion of illiterate african-american commenters who spam 6 or 7 emojis in succession in lieu of real words on pictures of attention-whoring instagirls, the ratchet side of twitter, etc.
"I found a video of two guys fighting on the ghettonet today. It was captioned 'AW SHEET SMASH THAT MF LYK BUTTON IF YOU INHALE OXYGEN FAM *crying laughing face emoji*'"
Ghettonet by Bambawei June 10, 2016

Ghettometal 

A musical blend of Heavy Metal and Funk music played by Blacks from the Ghetto.
Man that band Living Colour sure can play that Ghettometal music! Body Count, 24-7 Spyz, Bad Brains, Scoonie...all them Brothas play that Ghettometal music!
Ghettometal by Metal Monster December 8, 2012

ghettovative 

ghetto + innovative
adj. anything that is 'ghetto' while being particularly innovative at the same time
1.
Guy 1: Yo, chillin at my man Branson's last night, we were smoking pot out of an apple, what?

Guy 2: Yo, that's pretty ghettovative, how the hell did you do that?

2.
'Ghettouflage' is actually pretty ghettovative
ghettovative by Brony Manza April 29, 2009