Cronchy Water (n): a type of water sold in many shapes and sizes. It has
no flavor, and when even heat from the air is
applied for long periods of time, it loses its cronch. Cronchy Water is often also added to drinks due to its cronchiness, and
ability to make drinks cooler just by being in its presence. When eaten, Cronchy Water has a sort of crunch to it not too dissimilar from ice, but better. Cronchy Water also has it's own dietary plan called the "Cronchy Water diet".
"Hey man, i'm
going out for food. want anything?"
"Yeah just a Cheer-wine with
just a little Cronchy Water."
"C- Cronchy Water??
you mean ice??"
"... no... ice is dumb. I mean Cronchy Water."