shpewn 

-Someone who's a straight up boss
-Used as an adjective describing someone fucking cool as fuck

Slatt, move like a shpewn.
Thats a shpewn move frfr.

shpewn by Mr Eshtunktintou March 26, 2019

shpewn 

- a stupid person
- spoon
- dumb
- idiot
- a nicer way of saying rude words :P
- a person who has done something stupid

"shut up you shpewn"
"omg! you are such a shpewn"

shpewn by Bobus Miller November 1, 2005

Spewni 

Another word for "uni" as in University, used to refer to it in a negative, yet humorous context.

"I have to go to spewni today. Kill me."

Spewni by WKJF April 16, 2008

Shpend

A awesome guy with a big penis usually 7-12 inches long. ladies love shpend. he is a total sex machine and is the best in bed. but he is usually really sweet. people with the name Shpend usually have a god given right to do whatever they want. Shpend is awesome.

Girl #1: hey i heard you had sex with Shpend, How was it?

Girl #2: it was the best experience of my life! He did the tongue tornado on me it was amazing.

Shpend by best man ever April 24, 2011

shpend

an awesome guy with amazing abs and a big penis about 7-12 inches. He is the sweetest guy ever wich is why girls love him. He is a total sex machine and an expert at the tongue tornado.

girl #1: omg is that shpend?

girl #2: yeah he is the best in bed!

shpend by awesome abs April 27, 2011

Shpenca

A description for someone that is almost the equivalent to a shut-in. He/she isn't interested in men/women at all. Their choice of activity is playing video games (preferably the Call of Duty series) for an extended period of time. They don't keep up with the way they look at all.

Emily: Where is Wence?

Steven: I don't know. I think hes just being a Shpenca.

Emily: Well that's too bad, I really wanted to see him.

Shpenca by BillWennet November 20, 2011

shpwn'd 

The most exquisite word ever to grace the English dictionary, "shpwn'd" was created just this year in an ordinary classroom located in Washington. The students of this classroom are in such awe of this word that it even has its own special day (April 23) on which students all over the world write "SHPWN'D" on their hands and high-five others who do the same. Some even go so far as to create lovely shirts that celebrate this magical, mystical, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious word. One rule about it, however: those who know of the actual origin of the word are NOT allowed, under any circumstances, including under pain of death, to share the actual origin of the word.

"You've just been shpwn'd!"

shpwn'd by Member of the Shpwnd community April 24, 2010