Garcia 

Insanely hot man, gets all the ladies. Also likes pickles. WIll most definitely drive you crazy but in a good way, very smart and funny. Could quite literally make everyone fall inlove with his goofy smile and pretty eyes.

Friend, " Is he as cool as Garcia?"
You, " Of course not,no on is cooler than garcia"

Garcia by potats May 28, 2022

garcia 

A slang term in California for a gigantic penis, so called because most people know that the typical man of Mexican descent has a penis of above average proportions.

My boyfriend was a true garcia. I could barely fit his dong inside me, but I got good at giving hand jobs.

garcia by ramongarcia August 20, 2009

Garcia 

Garcia are hard worker, there like ten Garcia work at my job...

They just fire one Garcia now they just hired a new one,.don't.we have like ten Garcia...

Garcia by bean bag July 24, 2015

garcia 

a very common name for brasilians and other type of people that only mexican

That brasilan guy last name is garcia or that american guy last name is garcia

garcia by niceguy101 July 8, 2011

garcia 

A really beaner guy who probably likes tapatio on everything he eats and has too many kids to fit in one car but does so anyways

I saw garcia at the grocery store yesterday, he had all 13 of his kids following him through the isles.

garcia by littlelouie97 February 19, 2015

Garcia 

GAYYYYYY GAY AGAYYYAYAYYAYAYYAYAYYAY GAAAAYYYYY

person 1: yo wtf is he doing
person 2: prolly gay shit, he is garcia after all
person 1: you right

Garcia by m4yyuu June 5, 2022

Garcia 

The last name of the hardest working Mexicans in the world.

All the Garcia’s are hard workers

Garcia by Hello fresh November 8, 2022