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When, during sexual intercourse, a man ejaculates way too early and often, thus leaving the woman constantly unsatisfied; pulling a Bachman
Girl: "ooh that feels good"
Guy: "Really? Because I finished 20 seconds ago."
Girl: "God damn it you pulled a Bachman!"
Bachman by Redscare April 25, 2010

marty bachman 

"Hey man, that Marty bachman is a jew."

"Yea, he really is hebrewtal!"
marty bachman by Majesticpenis March 14, 2019

Robert Bachman 

A disease in which someone talks very slow and randomly places dry erase markers in their butthole.
My poor child attained Robert Bachman at birth.
Robert Bachman by ballsinmouth January 3, 2010

autumn bachman 

asshole, bitch, cunt, dicksucker,ejaculation sensation,fucking gook porch monkey... stupid fucktard that spread her legs to anything with n with out a pulse. a person with every type of std out there including mutations of what she already has... also known as aids cochina bachman oh n bachman meaning fucking retarded fuck tard. pussy loser then dumbos ears...
damn i can hear this bitch from a mile away her pussy just flappen, oh bro shes what u call an autumn bachman, stay away bro shes puke worthy....

ewww gross look at that bitch eww she so nasty not even my puke will get near that. that what you call an Autumn rayne bachman...
autumn bachman by xxFangxx65 September 8, 2011

charlie bachman 

charlie bachman is a famous tiktoker!! they have many ladies and lots of dollars😈
I am charlie bachmans biggest fan!! she is my favorite influencer😇

marcus bachmann 

The biggest closet case in the history of the United States of America. Husband of Michelle Bachmann and a firm believer of the "Pray the Gay Away" Theory. Prances like a fairy when he walks and loves to push his radical Christian beliefs on others in an attempt to hide his obvious homosexuality.
Did you see Marcus Bachmann at the anti Gay rights rally? He pranced across the stage and took a bow before talking!
marcus bachmann by youngbono December 29, 2013