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In Texas Hold 'em 'The Kat' is the starting hand 86-suited. Named after legendary online poker player TheGameKat who made the hand famous from 2003-2005 at PokerRoom. Subsequently 'The Kat Krew' adopted this hand as a totum. The four members of The Kat Krew have 86 tatoos. TheGameKat is 86 spades, Chenzilla is 86 hearts, chompy_jr is 86 diamonds, and linkocracy is 86 clubs.
I reraised on the button with The Kat, flopped the straight and cracked aces.
The Kat by TheGameKat February 14, 2008
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your on your bunk bed doing your gf doggy sytle u pull out spit on her back and then see will think u injeculated on her back then when she turns u blow it in her eye then roll her off the bed to see if she lands on all 4s
hah i did this
the kat by TrUPIMPS October 17, 2003

yak the kat 

her : “ so what would you do if i came over right now?”

me : “ i’d , yak the kat.”

The great Kat

Awesome trained violin virtuoso chic that became a guitar virtuoso after graduating. She can play faster than most would be MALE guitar heroes, she's a hot dominatrix, and placed number 10 in "fastest shredders of all time" (only girl in the list by the way... girl power!!!)
She can tear you a new asshole with her guitar/violin skills!!

The Dirty Kat 

When you blow your load in her ass, make her do a head stand, then fart, blowing your load out like a fountain. All the while braying like a donkey.
The Dirty Kat by Yetiarms April 12, 2022

Kal Kat of The Kal Kat show 

Kal Kat (pronoun) of The Kal Kat show on YouTube. Infamously unknown YouTube personality who makes occasional campy music videos or blog rants and is destined to be another well known net celeb, if the YouTube bots doesn't quit closing his channels. He has started over 3 times. Kat was most famous for a spoof of Star Trek and Justin Bieber last year. Name stands for Kalifornia Kat. Co-creator Marx Cards is never seen except in season opening highlights. Had posted several episodes under the show but moved them to two other channels under OLVSKATS and subscribers. Having to start over, he doesn't look as popular yet. His stuff is pretty funny most of the time but it's evident he has issues.
Tommy: "You ever see that insane Kal Kat of the Kal Kat show dance in that spoof he did?"
Dill: "Which one? He had three or four of those."
Tommy: "The Eminem spoof. I think he was high."
Dill: "Nah, I could tell he wasn't high. Just hyper.

Tommy: "He maybe thinks he's 16."

Dill: "Ha, maybe. But he's got to be like twice that. And he's like Rain Man."

Tommy: "Only way smarter and funnier."

The Katie Heasley

Quite..The..Trickmaker.
Legendary Creature Found in the suburbs of Hogsmeade..
Dude did you see that over there?!

'Oooof...HELL YES..that's THE KATIE HEASLEY!!'