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TV Commercial Black Friend 

The mythological one black friend that every group of young white males has in evey TV commercial. Most noticeable in all beer, car, fast food, deodorant and cologne commericals.
"Hey, check out that Bud Light commercial, 35 scruffy white guys in cargo shorts at a barbecue, and they invited along their TV Commercial Black Friend."

"Yep, he was just in the Taco Bell Commercial getting drive thru with 7 other white dudes."
When a person shuts everything out around and falls into a trance when watching television. The phone in not head, children are not paid attention to and the house could be on fire and they wouldn't care or know because they were in a TV coma.
Dude, the house is on fire!

(silence)

Shake out if it man, you're in a TV coma.
TV coma by sjh1977 January 23, 2009

TV comfort 

The comfort that some individuals get from the television. IF nothing else, the fact that a TV in the room is on provides comfortable background noise rather than an actual desire to watch something. A person who depends on TV comfort might turn the TV on and immediately exit the room because he/she has a sixth sense that tingles whenever a TV is not on.
A student was exhibiting a need for TV comfort when she asked the students around her in the lounge if she could turn on the TV. After the TV warmed up, she changed to food network and flipped open her laptop to do something constructive. DAMN TV COMFORT!
TV comfort by cablescape January 24, 2011

tv show commitment issue 

When Sophie started a tv show on Netflix and doesn’t finish it. Moves on to the next show
Stick to one show stop having tv show commitment issues.”

the twitch tv network community 

Basic assholes who start drama for no reason,

makes unoriginal networks with the same shit that has been done a thousand times
basically are assholes
i will make a 2010 cartoon network webchannel (even though it has been used a million times by now)
- a person from the twitch tv network community

the twitch tv network community 

Basic assholes who start drama for no reason,

makes unoriginal networks with the same shit that has been done a thousand times
basically are assholes
i will make a 2010 cartoon network webchannel (even though it has been used a million times by now)
- a person from the twitch tv network community