Buxton

(Noun) The absolute epitome of what every man and woman should be. They lack smarts and logic .

(verb) To ask a stupid question and To constantly make loud and obnoxious noises in public

(adverb) an annoying noise

The Buxtons in the back asked the teacher the same question five times

They wouldn't stop Buxtoning the teacher.
They made the most Buxtonest noise in the world.

Buxton by GodofThewordeseses February 6, 2019

Buxton

A town in the North West of England, Famous for its fantastic award winning water, which is available at all good retail outlets or the local river.

Buxton also has a severely high rate of villi-chavsand teenage pregnancies; which is thought to be a direct result of the villi-chavsand their lack of knowledge with contraceptives but highly creative methods (see: DIYdom)

The Villi-Chavs of Buxton recently hijacked a bus en route to local city Manchester, after finding themselves with incorrect change for the journey.

Buxton by DazzKK December 14, 2008

Buxton

Drinking water.

Yo Rico, pass me the Buxton

Buxton by Professor Mush December 9, 2019

Buxton slinga' 

A drink consisting of a shot of Allen's Coffee Brandy mixed with a can of Moxie. Commonly drunk after (or during) softball games in Maine.

We celebrated with a classic Maine drink, mixing two favorites and downing Buxton slinga's.

Buxton slinga' by HA3141 May 19, 2010

Buxton's Phone 

The imaginary phone you have with you when you forget your real phone.

Buxton's Phone is created each time reach for your phone despite the fact it's not with you. It vanishes the moment reality returns you to its terrible clutches. It is extremely lightweight, portable, undetectable by any modern technology, and waterproof, but unfortunately not compatible with any carrier or battery charger.

Bobby repeatedly reached for his Buxton's Phone every minute for two hours after leaving his real phone in his "sexy pants".

Buxton's Phone by The Great Bozahn November 2, 2011

Buxton Maine 

Buxton Maine Red necks rednecks and more rednecks... come to buxton if you wear camo and hate fords they all own a confederate flag even if they dont know why !!1if your not a redneck your emo or white af

welcome to Buxton Maine Wanne go huntin .. or muddin .. or both .. but ill stab you if you bring your ford truck ... do you like luke bryan?

Buxton Maine by AngelEvie July 4, 2016

Buxton Family 

The Buxton family are an extremely rich family with a net worth of “over 2billion GBP” but they keep it all private and send all of their kids to public school and keep them out of the spotlight so that they don’t face any of the social pressure, they are from the East Midlands of England and they are a very large family, with every single family member ever being worth more than “2million GBP” you could come across a Buxton family member in a day to day life and not know because they keep it very casual and don’t go to over the top with anything

The buxton family are filthy rich

Buxton Family by _Urban.dictionary_official_ January 4, 2021