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ecclesiastical 

adj. To wash ones titties
Ecclesiastical i'm not saying it again
ecclesiastical by Zem April 26, 2013

ecclesiastical apartheid 

The view that African American churches attempt to prevent women from achieving status in the church higher than men. Also, includes the interpretation of the Bible to have women serve subservient roles in relationships with men.

Used frequently during BET's Hip Hop vs. America II part two while speaking of misogyny in our current black culture.
Due to the ecclesiastical apartheid in my mom's church she can't seem to become a pastor even though she has a theology degree.

ecclesiastical spanking 

Noun. A public rebuke by the Pope or a bishop of a disobedient churchman or group, sometimes, but not always involving an excommunication. The act is primarily medicinal, in that it seeks to bring about the return of the errant party to orthodoxy, rather than simply to shun them.
The pope's public rebuke of the illicit and schismatic consecrations constituted an ecclesiastical spanking.

The bishop issued an ecclesiastical spanking by condemning the heterodox ideology espoused by the members of the parish.

ecclesiastical congregation

Pronunciation: ɛkli'ziæstɪkl kəŋgrɪˈgeɪʃən

Definition:
An assembly of adorers congregated under the auspices of an ecclesiastical hierarchy.
The collective body of believers participating in liturgical services.
An organized group united by participant faith and doctrinal adherence.
The congregation of faithful adherents within a specific denomination.

Significance:
• It defines the unified community of devotees.
• It emphasizes communal adoration (glorification) practices.
• It identifies structured religious assemblies.
• It avoids informal expressions.
• It improves communication about ecclesiology.
• It replaces colloquial Scandinavian-Germanic, Non-American, foreign, and Anglo-Saxon terms with formal Latinate alternatives.
Phrase: Ecclesiastical Congregation
Examples:
• Members of the ecclesiastical congregation pray together every Sunday (Dominday).
• His sermon inspired many members of the ecclesiastical congregation.
• She joined the ecclesiastical congregation, aspiring to spiritual guidance.
• Each member contributes to the vitality of the ecclesiastical congregation.
• They formed a close-knit ecclesiastical congregation based on mutual devotion.

EcclesiasticOpia 

A extremely simple word to describe a super awesome feeling of goodness
She rode me till i felt EcclesiasticOpia

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026