jimbied

V. to get jimbied is to get screwed or cheated out,a more subtle substitute for the word "fucked"

Derek got jimbied when the officer found jankem in his cell.

We got jimbied when the power went out during the football game.

jimbied by sman71 September 5, 2011

Jimmied 

The sexual act of ejaculating on someone's face and immediately throwing a fistful of confectioners sprinkles (jimmies) in their face causing them to stick to the ejaculate.

You know that slut Karen? I definitely jimmied her last night and she proceeded to eat every last sprinkle stuck to her face!

Jimmied by SteveBorough July 23, 2010

jimmied up

To Mess something up causing damage of varying degree. One can jimmie up nearly anything from a household object to a body part. Often things that become jimmied up are related to negligence or inattention to the task at hand, however responsible adults can also jimmy something up by mistake or overuse.

I jimmied up you transmission Rob. I don't know what happened.

jimmied up by Jpizzel September 11, 2013

jimboed 

adjective describing the state of a person who has reached such a level of intoxication that the lines between acceptable and unacceptable topics of conversation in polite company become so blurred that in the 'jimboed' person's mind practically anything goes.
derived from the name of legendary beer-swiller and peadophile joke expert, jimbo moody.

jimboed person: i say m'lady, how should you like to accompany me to my hotel suite where we can have sex with the 2 amputee dwarfs that i have hidden in my suitcase? haha!! afterwards we can go to the toilet on eachother!!!
shocked female partygoer: i beg your pardon sir?
3rd party: don't mind him love, he's been on the sauce all day... he's totally 'jimboed'

jimboed by marty's ma January 11, 2008

Jimmied 

verb; To be run into, knocked down or tripped 'accidentally' by an individual with no regards for their, your or anyone elses' well being. Typically the person has no idea they just assaulted another and will continue on their way as if nothing happened.

I was just walking down the street when some asshole jimmied me into a telephone pole. The worst part is they just kept walking like nothing happened.

Jimmied by SteveIsGay June 10, 2010

jimboed 

when you get a great deal or you think everything is looking up for you, then you check your mail and you get a smashed up muffler

Spence:So I ordered this cd player off ebay, and it diddnt have a face plate.
Kaczman: NIGGA, U GOT JIMBOED

See www.ebay.com

jimboed by Kaczman HOLLA March 18, 2004

Jimmied-up 

1.To use ones head to engineer a solution to an existing problem,
2.to illegally configure something for ones advantace
both usually done by irish or scotts-men as they just seem to be good at that stuff

1.Sean- "Hey Stewie, how are you mounting your speakers on the wall?"
Stewie- "I jimmied-up some shelves from some scrap paper and used an old shoe string to support it."

2. "Wow those fuckers jimmied-up some cable over there, meanwhile use douches are payin hard"

Jimmied-up by Laga May 13, 2005