A character on the television show "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia". An old high school classmate of the gang named Matthew Mara who was made fun of for his leg braces. He eventually becomes homeless as a result of the gang's antics. He has a crush on Sweet Dee is is often tormented by Dennis and Mac (e.g. - teabagging). On "Mac and Dennis: Manhunters", the two hunt Cricket as a form of game.

Mac: "You wanna teabag Rickety Cricket?"
Dennis: "Nah, we've been doing that since high school."

Rickety Cricket by Nate Diesel March 9, 2009

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Cruced

Popularized by The youtuber Nadexey: It means something is bad, terrible, or you are getting destroyed.

God damn Rat, Your hairline Cruced. Or you on a 50 game streak? i'm pullin up and you about to get your shit cruced.

Cruced by Zohle February 7, 2018

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Silent Cricket

When double teaming a woman, the two penises rub against each other vigorously but both men secretly enjoy it while never speaking of it.

Chris and Kyle were going to town on Tonia but neither would admit that the Silent Cricket was just as enjoyable.

Silent Cricket by Chubbalove33 January 14, 2020

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Las Cruces High School

Your average school. You go there, you see lots of people talking and chatting while being lonely. When you enter, you see the shitty ‘bulldawg’ mascot plastered all over that it annoys you so much.. You go from class to class “learning” unimportant stuff and then you finally go home only to find out that you have extra unimportant stuff called homework…

Las Cruces High School, home of the bulldawgs? More like Lost Causes High Shit, home of the bullcraps!

Las Cruces High School by RiskyLol December 14, 2022

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