Smoove B

1. A columnist for the Onion, known for his overly detailed paragraphs with a non-detailed sentence as an afterthought while describing dates.
2. A guy who is overly fawning, and usually wants to get into your pants and then find another girl.

1. Smoove B is funny.
2. While Norberto may not have been a Smoove B like his friend Omarion, at least he had a steady girlfriend.

Smoove B by Lucy March 14, 2005

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Smoove B

Your's Truly. The coolest macinist motherfucker on the face of the planet.

What up B?

That's Smoove B to you motherfucker!

Smoove B by Smoove B March 10, 2005

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Smoove Bwain

Your brain is so Smoove it can do flips, very intelligent, you are capable to be the most immaculate person in the whole world. If you have a Smoove Bwain you are an intellectual, PERIODT.

"I got such a Smoove Bwain, all these ugly wrinkly bwains can't compare."

"You should see Emily's Smoove Bwain, she got a whole A in her test because of it."

"Being a Wrinkle Brain is such horror, I wish I had a Smoove Bwain like Alex."

Smoove Bwain by Biggest Smoove Bwain 101 January 7, 2021