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Goose Walking 

The way a bumpkin walks when they believe they’ve shown someone they think is rich up. Similar to how a goose’s neck looks when it’s walking.
My neighbor’s been stealing internet for a while and now he’s feeling big, goose walking all over town.
Goose Walking by Pop Candy July 5, 2022

walking the goose 

First, you and three of your friends stop at a garage sale to avoid having to work out at track practice. Next, you find a broken cement goose sculpture being given away for free at that garage sale. Then, you and your friends carry the heavy goose sculpture over a full mile of hills back to your school track/football field, even though it would have been much easier to drive the sculpture back in your car.
Coach: What is that?
You: It's a cement goose. Instead of running, we were walking the goose.