Eli 

Eli is the type of friend who will always be there for you no matter what. He won't be the one you call up to go get drinks with downtown but he's the one who will always be there to give you professional advice, financial advice, or just any second opinion about any serious life changing decisions. He's the friend who will always try to help you solve any problems in life, in school, or in work. Even if he has no knowledge on the matter he will immediately drop everything to go learn in order to help you out. You can always count on Eli's to be the friend who will help you with literally anything. Eli's only ask their friends to be honest with them and to trust them and to be patient.

Eli is a great friend, he spent 10 hours yesterday helping me clean out my garage.

Eli by Jack9736 August 1, 2021

Eli 

My fucking pickle daddy

I love eli

Eli by Chayimushkibeepbeep February 8, 2021

eli 

the weird friend

eli has scoliosis

eli by MassiveCouchPotato January 26, 2021

Eli 

When I was writing this Eli was eating a bell pepper. Eli likes bell peppers.

Person 1: What does Eli like.
Person 2: bell peppers.

Eli by The Rigs man December 6, 2018

Eli 

The name of the ex boyfriend you will never stop having feelings for and whom will cross your mind very often.
Also, he has amazing eyes and an incredible sense of humor. There is no one in this world like him.

– Are you still in love with him?
– With Eli? Yes but please don't tell.

Eli by Shut-up-and-drive May 26, 2015

Eli 

Eli is an amazing guy. He is shy sometimes and gets really shy when a girl he likes is near him and his friends. He is crazy funny, but will call you out if you say something stupid, but in a funny way. A lot of girls fall for him, but he doesn't know it, and if you try to tell him he won't believe you. When compared to celebrities he denies everything. He's very athletic and super gorgeous. Sometimes he'll forget important dates or plans that he's made, but will make it up in the fute. He won't let you down.

"Eli! Today's my birthday! Not tomorrow!"
"I know, beautiful. But, that's when I want to...take you out."

"Don't call me gorgeous like Edward Cullen. I look nothing like him."

"Yes! You! Do!"

Eli by ILoveThatCurlyHeadedOne December 16, 2012

Eli 

The best boyfriend in the world. He is a real charmer and will do anything for someone he loves. Eli is outgoing, passionate, strong, caring, truthful, artistic, funny, cute and overall amazing. All the girls fall for him but he only focuses on one girl.

wow. Eli is amazing. His girlfriend sure is lucky to have him.

Eli by xXNiNgAXx November 22, 2011