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CockWOL

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Cock WithOut Leave. When your friend is uncontactable because she’s with her boyfriend, probably having sex.
I can’t get hold of Sadie tonight girls, she’s with Dan, she’s gone CockWOL’
by XmellymooX December 12, 2018
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Yellow Cockhole

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Someone who threaten's to hurt someone in a wheelchair and when the person in the wheelchair stands up for themselves, the offender runs away with their tail between their legs.
Come back here and I'll shit down your neck you Yellow Cockhole!
by Kung Of The Duckheads July 29, 2018
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The study of porn stars.
A leading field is MoM: Miles of Meat, which shows how much miles of meat(penis) a female pornstar has stroked on.
Have you watched the cockology report on Teanna Trump?
by CockologyExpert March 27, 2020
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Cockwombling thundercunt

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The ultimate worst type of insult to be used to describe a person who believes themselves to be so self important that no one else even matters. To be called a cockwombling thundercunt you have done something so unbelievably selfish to truly piss someone off and even worse you dont even realise you've done anything wrong.
Hey, that Phil is a right selfish cockwombling thundercunt!
by KittyCat1982 March 31, 2020
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(noun) A person, usually male, prone to making outrageously stupid statements and/or inappropriate behaviour while generally having a very high opinion of their own wisdom and importance.

synonyms: fuckwit, shit-for-brains
Eric Bristow won the World Darts Championship on no fewer than five separate occasions despite being a complete and utter cockwomble of the highest order.
by Downsie2001 November 29, 2016
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A completely useless person that spouts constant bullshit
That Andrew is such a Cockwomble
by Cockwombler October 2, 2015
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(cockole ring toss, or cock cole) an indoor or outdoor game in which players take turns throwing rings (rubber or fabric) at a wooden dow, with a hole around it on a raised platform.
Toms and John are outside, drinking and playing cockole
by Leslie Sue November 4, 2010
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