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schwacked 

a state of utter disarry; beyond repair; intoxicated on drugs and/or alcohol

orig. French
I drank a half a bottle of vodka and I'm totally schwacked!
The computer's hard drive crash and it's completely schwacked
schwacked by Ziggy August 17, 2003

Schwacked 

1. To get slapped by a large penis

2. Substitute for any curse word
1. I wanna get schwacked
2. I’m so schwacked right now

3. Let's get schwacked
Schwacked by Narwall Williams December 2, 2018

Shwacked 

To kill; to eliminate; or destory, an opponent or enemy.
The soldier shwacked the hadji
Shwacked by Blank31 September 27, 2009

schnackered 

To be completely messed up and/or drunk.
"Knockered? Knackered? Schnockered? SURELY you mean SCHNACKERED!"
schnackered by Nicholas Becker December 10, 2006

schmacked 

"yo, last night was crazy! matt was so schmacked, him and eric started goin at it!
schmacked by qwertygirl03 October 17, 2008
To get so drunk and shitfaced that you don't give a fuck or a shit about what is going on. The point past being lit. A mixture of booze, duck farts, weed, cocaine, and meth will get you feeling schwarked
That dude is so schwarked right now.
schwarked by Whip1326 March 30, 2017