moose knuckled

To get disrespected, screwed over, or otherwise shafted by a moose knuckler, scarecrow, schmohawk, fudge knuckler, eagle beagle, or sludge muffin.

I get no respect around here and I'm sick and goddamn tired of getting moose knuckled by a bunch milk faced, apple rapping, mud suckling scarecrows.

moose knuckled by cackage mcpackage December 26, 2009

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Angry Moose Knuckle

Refers to a large, angry, heavy set girl. Many times the sex can turn violent. Semi-related to the Sea Donkey

"John, last night I accidentally hooked up with an angry moose knuckle. I thought she was going to rip my dick off"

Angry Moose Knuckle by ballsdeep78 July 9, 2009

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Moose Knuckle Junction

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert October 4, 2018 translation: the effect created in the crotchal region of a man’s pants when pulling up his trousers super high doing a comedy bit making fun of an old man, or more specifically Iowa Republican Senator Chuck Grassley.

“Welcome to Moose Knuckle Junction.”

Moose Knuckle Junction by Lorilyn October 5, 2018

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moose knuckle shuffle

The process involved in maneuvering the moose knuckle while in public but at the same time trying not to attract attention to your activities. Often used when one 'knuckle' gets pinched and spasms of pain start pulsating through the body.

Chris had to perform a moose knuckle shuffle when he inadvertantly sacked himself while looking at Katie's firecrotch.

moose knuckle shuffle by Dr. Blue Balls May 6, 2007