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Accunt Director 

When a person accidentally makes a mistake (dropping the ‘O’ in this case) and ends up telling the truth.

an Account Director is primarily responsible for the management of relationships with clients. As the senior point of contact for an agency’s customers, the Account Director also co-ordinates the resources needed to service projects, builds strategic operational plans and balances the expectations of clients with the execution of creative work.

an Accunt Director is only focused on the management of relationships which benefit themselves. By becoming the sole point of contact for an agency’s customers, the Accunt Director becomes indispensable even though they have no interaction with the people servicing projects, don’t understand strategic operational plans and have absolutely no interest in the execution of creative work.
Project: Beautiful Box
Client : Pudenda
Signed: Someone Fishy
Role: Accunt Director
Accunt Director by Josh Brice November 16, 2018

accentool 

1. A douchebag who thinks he's a big deal cause he works for an overrated consulting company. Usually this person doesn't believe in gay marriage.
Omg, that accentool is coming around the bar to talk to me. Quick, let's pretend like we're sleeping.
accentool by Su42579 February 24, 2008

accenture 

A consultancy primarily based on recent college graduates. Working at this firm causes clinical depression causing most employees to re-evaluate their life decisions or turn to other forms of release i.e. alcohol.

It has been said that in order to be hired at Accenture you have to be a clinical alcoholic. They ask the question "Do you drink?" in the interview process. If you say no, kiss the job goodbye.
Wow, that kid is hammered.
No, he’s just an Accenture employee.
accenture by James2008 August 1, 2008

AD account 

AD stands for "after dark" account. Referring to a social media account used for late-night internet browsing.
My Furry friends were looking for my secret AD account.
AD account by natethecomputer February 1, 2020

reader's accent 

When you pronounce words funny because you've never actually heard them out loud before, you just read a lot of books
Person 1: That was a great "seg-you" in the conversation
Person 2: You mean segue?
Person 1: Yeah, please excuse my reader's accent.
reader's accent by seveneightn9ne October 28, 2012

accountabilibuddyable 

This is just as much your fault Butters! Bradley is your accountabilibuddy. That makes you accountabilibuddyable.