learned 

To be taught the proper procedure after making an obviously stupid mistake.

To be owned due to a lack of knowledge.

"Dang son, you just got learned!"

Maybe next time, you'll pay attention fool. LEARNED.

learned by IMretardo November 21, 2005

Learned 

A person who has lost faith in Love/relationships

"Dude that girl was such a Learned I had no hope of dating her."

Learned by nastycheese07 November 9, 2009

Learned the clarinet at school 

a euphemism for "I give a fantastic blowjob"

Person 1: so, any special talents?
Person 2: learned the clarinet at school.

Learned the clarinet at school by facething November 3, 2012

learned the clarinet at school 

Euphemism for "I give great blow jobs"

John: I learned the clarinet at school
*sherlock eagerly removes pants*

learned the clarinet at school by marzia November 4, 2012

learned the clarinet at school 

The term "learned the clarinet at school" is most commonly used by persons as a way of conveying the fact that they have been known to give fantastic oral sex, particularly on male genitalia.

"I learned the clarinet at school." John said, sending a wink in the direction of his room-mate.

learned the clarinet at school by Calliope987 November 3, 2012

Learned to play the clarinet at school 

Gives fantastic blowjobs

So how is Jill at giving you a BJ, John?

Oh, she totally learned to play the clarinet at school.

Learned to play the clarinet at school by lscamander November 5, 2012

learned the clarinet at school 

also known to be "I give a fantastic blowjob"

John: ...learned the clarinet at school *smiles*

learned the clarinet at school by itssherlockbitchezzz November 3, 2012