Roadus

a name given to the lead roadie to set him apart from the rest of the group..

hey roadus, get your boys up there and tighten the scaffold.

Roadus by Markus05 July 1, 2005

Country Roads 

A type of civil engineering used to take one home to the state of West Virginia. The radio stations that play in said area make many listeners recall there homes that are usually far away. When people drive down them they feel as though they should have been quicker, therefore being there yesterday.

Take me home, Country Roads

Country Roads by YungTurkey December 17, 2018

roadside blonde 

Roadside blonde a destroyer of men

One of the three in hell on heals lyrics

So wasted I treated myself the IUD was placed all hairy Carrie

Another victim of a roadside blonde

roadside blonde by Tonythetiler May 27, 2017

Country Roads 

The song that is said to be heard at the end of the world, as meteors fall and a poop-filled volcano erupts near you.

Country roads plays in background
"The pipes... the pipes!

...Wait! It's erupted! It's erupted!"
-RTGame, 2018

Country Roads by seems like every name's taken July 29, 2019

Muh Roads 

A satirization of an argument often used concerning public infrastructure. The phrase is making fun of a mistaken assumption most people in favor of public infrastructure make, where they typically argue that only a coercive government is capable of building and maintaining roads and whatever else they typically mean by “natural public utilities”. Since this assumption is so common and refutable, the phrase "Muh Roads" was coined to make fun of arguments claiming that infrastructure couldn't possibly be made on a private, consensual basis.

Joe: But if not for government, who will build the roads?!?
Sam: By any means that doesn't violate human ri-
Joe: BUT... MUH ROADS!!!

(Credit to Jon Roelofs for publicizing the basis for the definition and examples)

Muh Roads by Muh Roads January 17, 2023

RoadShitter 

People who are so OCD that they refuse to use public restrooms but are perfectly fine taking a shit on the highway

Person 1: I had to take a shit at the turnpike again
Person 2: jesus christ! Don’t be a roadshitter! Use the public rest stop for crying out loud!

RoadShitter by The Khaizer July 8, 2020

all roads lead to rome 

There are multiple ways to get to the same goal.

Originated in Ancient Rome, as whenever they successfully conquered a nation, they built a concrete road starting from that nation and leading to Rome.

Student: I can't figure this math problem out your way, can I try another way that I've been taught?

Teacher: By all means. After all, all roads lead to Rome.

all roads lead to rome by ransomeboi123 October 4, 2013