Devo, Domed,
Snaked and Ledg.
These following words are primarily used by slow, primitive and often under-educated country folk to help describe things that their vocabulary would otherwise not include.
1) "Devo": To be emotionally shattered or
crushed by some form of event.
2)"Domed": To physically attack a fellow yokel. This act is rather common due to the severe lack of intelligible communication skills that bumpkins possess.
3)"
Snaked": To be tricked or conned. Due to
hicks generally having low and under-par IQ, this technique can easily be used on even the cleverest of them.
4)"Ledg": To be seen as a superior or 'sic' person, amongst the redneck community.
Devo, Domed, Snaked and Ledg.
(Devo)- "G'day mate, how's it goin'?" "Aw
pretty devo. Me ute died on me. It was only the 3rd aboriginal I hit today."
(Domed)- "Now see here Bazza, give me back my whip! I need it to impress the
homosexual cowboys with the loud crack-like sound. That's it! You're domed!"
(Snaked)- "Hey you! Why are you stealing one of my
sheep" "Oh, I'm just seeing how heavy it is." "Fair enough." A classic example of 'snaking' a country washout.
(Ledg)- "Man, that Lee Kernigan is such a ledg. If he wasn't married to a
woman, I'd like to give him a nice, big bull-ride." As seen by this example, raging homosexuality is rife throughout their
society.
And finally, a collaboration of all emphasised words- "Did you go to the rodeo on the weekend?" "Nah bruz, I forgot. Had to plough the fields" "Devo bruz, just devo." "Anything sic happen?" "
Yeah, one of the rodeo clowns got domed by the bull. Probably will spend the rest of his life in a wheely-
chair" "Ha, sounds like he got snaked into paralysis." "
Yeah, must be devo." "Oh and Casey Chambers was there. She's sucha ledg." "No kiddin',
one very fine hick-chick."
Hopefully, by reading these definitions, you can leave here with a little bit more information of knowing how to decipher the foolish and moronic language that is used by hillbillies nationwide. Goodluck
