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faux cock 

1)cucumber is kind of faux cock

2) when in fact he’s going to plunge the faux-cock directly into the hole
faux cock by m.b.foroughi May 2, 2010

faux cougar 

A young woman who looks much older than her same-age boyfriend.
"Look at Bobby's new faux cougar girlfriend. That girl has spent way too much time in the sun!"
faux cougar by Jackie Shelton July 20, 2008
Any one of a number of indy bands who, to compensate for the fact that they have no musical skill, ability, or talent, add the suffix "core" to the end of a random word to create a "new genre" that justifies their suckage. They can be found playing 20-band-shows for the other bands and their girlfriends and talking about how their "genre" is "misunderstood"

Antonym: Actual-core. See "Psyopus".
Frickin Faux-core bands

faux-newz.com 

Just another satire newz site. Funnier than most though.
I love faux-newz.com
faux-newz.com by Tha Mike October 5, 2003

fauxcoming 

fauxcoming (noun) - an outing where one gets ready for a dance, homecoming in particular, by dressing up, taking pictures, eating dinner, and so on. But does not attend the dance, and instead has a WAY better night.
On the night of the high school homecoming dance, the girls dressed up, took pictures, ate dinner, and went bowling all together creating a wonderful fauxcoming.
fauxcoming by Fauxcomer September 11, 2011
Vocoder-esque effect on vocals you get when using Autotune with a fast response. Works better if the singer has almost perfect pitch as having bumpy pitch can make it modulate weirdly and just give the obvious message of "YOU CAN'T SING".
Kayne West is the notorious Daft Punk-esque fauxcoder expert.
Person 1: I got this awesome vocoder effect when I used pitch correction on my vocals.

Person 2: Can't you have just used a vocoder instead?

Person 1: Well, it's a fauxcoder then!
fauxcoder by The Digital Princess January 19, 2009