joe hampson is a little scroat in year 8 from glossopdalehigh school (also a scroaty scabby school) Joe Hampson sucks BBC for a living and is a posh bastard on the lower parts of whitfield.
London rhyming slang for penis or 'dick'. Hampton Wick is an outer suburb of London. Hamton Wick rhymes with dick, and in this urban slang you just use the first word - Hampton.
he is literally the best person in the whole world and in the whole universe. he is always always always kind to girls and makes them feel appreciated. he's a little shy but he's the kind of guy that all the girls in elementary school were in love with. simply fantastic.
girl 1 : who is that guy?
girl 2 : he is GABRIELHAMPTON.
girl 1 : omg he is so ejxheksbzhd