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squeeze the charmin 

After I eat this chli I will need to squeeze the charmin.

squeeze the charmin 

1. A stealth Grope Hug in which one person squeezes anothers butt cheek ,usually in the connotation of foreplay with married couples, or lust with singles.
Jane: Look at that body builder Mary!
Mary: Oh wow. Wish i could 'squeeze the charmin' on him!
squeeze the charmin by Dragonman September 1, 2008

In the Absence of Strong Evidence to the Contrary, One May Step Out of the Way of the Charging Bull 

Literally the best song ever wtf like how can a song be so good
*"In the Absence of Strong Evidence to the Contrary, One May Step Out of the Way of the Charging Bull" starts playing*
Me: OOOOOOHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHH

The Charmin Tickle 

When the toilet paper is stacked to high after a shit and when you flush the toilet paper gives your ass a kiss.
Bro have you ever heard of Posiden's kiss

Yeah

Well I just got hit by The Charmin Tickle
The Charmin Tickle by Bruhtatoes February 12, 2024

Charming The Manaconda 

The act of having sex with a male who has an abnormally large penis.
I hired a male stripper for my bachelorette party and ended up charming the manaconda.

charming the one eyed trouser snake 

A new term which I just invented on the spot which refers to male masturbation.
Martin: I watched some wicked hardcore porn last night mate.
Matt: Really?
Martin: Yeah, it was so good that I couldn't resist charming the one eyed trouser snake!!
Matt: Cool