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theat by A human bein December 9, 2020
A noun referring to the volume and viscosity of a moving fluid.
"Man I have to piss so bad, I've been holding it in for 3 hours. The theat is going to be crazy."
Theat by shmarcus January 9, 2024

FUCK THAT DEAD PIG 

A exclamation of contempt when a police officer is killed in the line of duty. You usually say this when your trying to piss off the stereotypical condolence giving family friends and supporters of the deceased cop.
Thomas: So sad man, I saw on the news a cop I went to the academy with was shot in the back of the head. He died on transport to the hospital.

Blair Regan: FUCK THAT DEAD PIG!!!!!!!!! IM GLAD THAT PERPETRATOR MURDERED HIS ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK THAT DEAD PIG by 11penny June 28, 2021

OBJECTS THAT I'VE SHOVED UP MY ARSE 

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Bruno Powroznik: OBJECTS THAT I'VE SHOVED UP MY ARSE

VIBRATORS

DILDOS

PENS

PENCILS

COINS

PEBBLES

BROOMSTICK HANDLE

FISHING ROD HANDLE

UMBRELLA HANDLE

TOOTHBRUSH HANDLE

HOCKEY STICK HANDLE

FINGERS

SMALL GLASS JAR

TEST TUBE

SCREWDRIVER HANDLE

STIFF COCKS

CIGAR

BANANA

That'll Show Them 

Sarcastic phrase the receiver of a threat says when someone threatens to do something whereby their threats are deemed to be better off for the receiver of the threat.
Muslims: We muslims will boycott Europe if you do not comply with Sharia law!

Receiver: Yeah, that'll show them!

Woman: We will strip naked to protest the patriarchy!

Men: Yeah that'll show them!

Only I get that joke 

The definitive statement that proves anything you say is an inside joke. Best used when everybody gets the joke or when the statement is in no way a joke.
"True Detective!? More like false detective... Only I get that joke."