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fuckcanary 

Similar to fucknugget; a blockheaded numbskull incapable of reading rules or understanding anything
Oh look at that fuckcanary trying to act like they know shit about gender and biology. When will they ever learn?
fuckcanary by _nefelibata_ February 26, 2018

fuckfarts 

Your mothers sweet queef.

Also a type of exclamation with more relevance than "fuck" or "shit"
I love when I go to your mom's house for a recipe and end up with her fuckfarts.

guy 1:dude your girlfriend wrecked your car
guy 2:fuckfarts!!
fuckfarts by dabooner February 8, 2007

Fuckfart 

A fuckfart(s) is a person or generation of people who abandon previous generations and their good knowledge and depend upon their own pitiful immature trial and error based abilities.

Fuckfarts, with their parenticidal tendencies, practice harsh age descrimination, hence the term fuckfart, because the fuckfart renders themselves nothing more than an outgasing that occurs directly after anal or vaginal sex, i.e their birth.

Fuckfarts have no substance. They are too self-reliant. They miss the point of multi-generational harmony.

They make you wonder what part of the asshole they grew up in.
xan__"Hey everyone Kelly is 43 years old."

Kelly__"Yeah thats great!"

xan__"Hahahahahahahahahahaha...Kelly's an old guy."

Kelly__"Excuse me?!"

xan__"Why do old ppl come on this chat all the time?"

xan__"They need to die."

Kelly__" :( "

Kelly__"What a fuckfart."
Fuckfart by James Kelly Williamson February 12, 2008

fuckanator 

A person who has sex with at least 10 people a day
Gabe is a has been a fuckanator ever since he broke up with his girlfriend
fuckanator by TheJeffOnaterSaid September 25, 2019

fuckfarts 

Strictly it is when air is pumped into a vagina during intercourse, and released when the penis is pulled out.
Urban myth? Definitely not.
Talking from personal experience. They are not so smelly as ordinary farts though.
Also somebody insignificant.
They're just a bunch of fuckfarts (nobodies).
fuckfarts by shonny March 4, 2007

fucknart 

Oh come on Johnny how did you fucking fuck that up so fucking hard you fucking fucknart