Middern 

not the southern part of the U.S. not the northern part of the U.S. but the middle part of the U.S.

“What part of the U.S. do you live in”
“I live in the middern part of the U.S.”

Middern by jojoyobro June 30, 2018

ridden midden 

A word to describe a female who has received an extremely high number of Penis inside their vagina, rectum and in and around their mouth.

'Have you seen Louise? She got pumped by Mark AND Elliott last night, Ridden midden!'

Person 1 - 'Hey, Claire Forbes is quite tidy?'
Person 2 - 'Nah bro, she's fat and seen more dickends than weekends, she's a total ridden midden, stay well clear'

ridden midden by Anon2468 April 14, 2014

midden 

Offically in Olde English it means dung heap or cess pit. Popular insult in the North of Ireland and Scotland and often used to describe any slovenly mess including persons.

Look at yer mans front yard, it looks like a f***in' midden.

midden by duff January 12, 2004

midden 

scottish word for a cess pit, rubbish pile or compost heap

Go and chuck that shit on the midden

midden by fgf November 17, 2003

midden 

Scottish word for Slut/Slag.

She's a midden!

midden by VengaPiR8 August 29, 2003

midden 

1. Originally a Scottish word meaning a rubbish heap.
2. A particularly unattractive person, a mess. Often used to describe oneself after consuming alcohol.

"I was such a drunken midden last night."

midden by sarah May 8, 2004

Midden hits the windmill 

A phrase with the same meaning as the "shit hits the fan" but from more original origins. A midden was a pile of general rubbish, generally containing excreations. A windmill is self-explanatory and so when the midden hits the windmill you are all going to get showered in shit.

Man 1) The boss found out that the virus on his PC was our fault
Man 2)The job's not worth it. Lets get out of here before the midden hits the windmill

Midden hits the windmill by Umpire Strikes Back October 16, 2004