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not my proudest fap 

What people say after they’ve jerked off to some really weird shit, usually caused by a animal mating video or a furry video
Me: (watches video of gorillas having sex) not my proudest fap
not my proudest fap by Dubiks April 25, 2019

not my proudest fap 

A phrase you say after you jack off to a video or picture that was subpar to other videos and pictures you have seen or jacked off to in the past.
I watched a video where a fat white bitch was getting pounded in the ass. Not my proudest fap.
not my proudest fap by Hitler's Ally September 1, 2017

seraphim proudleduck 

1. Noun. Created as a search term for a google search engine optimization challenge in which the page with the highest rank on google at 1:00 AM GMT on January 1, 2005 will win $1,792.
The origin is believed to be tied to the seo term nigritude ultramarine.
www.seraphim-proudleduck.info hopes to win $1,792 in the seraphim proudleduck challenge.
Dude, John de-pruded that hoe
De-Pruded by mac dizzle shizzle January 29, 2009

Not my proudest shlick

Female synonym of 'not my proudest fap'.

Came from the same source as 'fap' - 1999 comic book 'Sexy Losers'.
Ex. Just watched a vid with a lesbian being fcked by a huge rubber dino. It was not my proudest shlick.

proudestbean 

Proudest bean is a instagrammer that is very rude to her followers and is very fat. Hypno the god makes her cry herself to sleep, proudest bean is now use as a insult
Wow what a proudestbean ( smh )
proudestbean by Hypno The God March 12, 2017