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A person who is doing something dumb. Or someone who doesn't listen to directions.
You are a schmook.
Schmook by Schmook77 November 13, 2020
When a person starts to like anyone that gives him or her any attention
Amy is a schmook.
That girl likes so many guys, she is such a schmook.
schmook by ktwinner91 January 21, 2009
The action of inhaling in the smoking process. Is derived from the word smoke, resembling the action performed by Roy Boyer on his most well-known photo. Often used by internet cultists known as the darksiders, with the addition of walls of Japanese ogre and Japanese goblin emojis.
ROY BOYER SCHMOOK
But Roy Boyer schmooks for the darkside okay
Schmook by Shuravi Comrade January 27, 2025

schmooey 

another term for the popular 'cheat engine.' (except it will steal your money)
dude, i heard about that 'schmooey' thing. pretty shitty huh?
schmooey by therealcallofdutygamer January 13, 2022

Schmoovin' 

When someone or something is moving far faster or far more stylishly than reasonably expected. Usually used when describing Super Smash Bros character movement.
Yo, did you see Hax$'s fox today? He was schmoovin'

Schmooblydong 

The word that can most accurately describe the sensation experienced from

listening to Barbara Streisand sing the musical works of Celine Dion.
Hayley: "So, how'd the big night turn out?"
Roger: "It was... there's no word to describe it. Schmooblydong? That's not it,

but it's close. Let--let me try and put it in terms you can understand. Imagine

being high at a Rusted Root concert while two dudes take you on in a sun-baked

porta-john."
Hayley: "Wow. That actually does sound really good."
Roger: "Yeah. I'd like that too."
Schmooblydong by American Dad! November 3, 2013