Facistbook 

What facebook has become if as a user, you post anything controversial, you are attacked verbally and accused of being a racist. If you are not I. Line with the left then your left friends will unfriend you

If you post anything supporting the president in Facebook or Facistbook your left-wing friends will unfriend you and accuse you of being racist.

Facistbook by Ideagod June 21, 2018

Facistbook 

Facistbook is the newly coined street name for facebook .
The name change reflects the fact that facebook caved to the federal government by granting

unfettered access and content control to the feds after having been caught manipulating major election

altering data in the U.S. as well as other countries.
With this transition goes all of the facebook users privacy and their past transcriptions are now wide open
for the federal goverment to use as it pleases. DJB.

Hey ! lets all close our facistbook accounts ASAP because uncle sam is watching everything on there now !

Facistbook by Zuck Markelburg May 15, 2018

Fastbook 

1. The action taken in which one already receives a Facebook friend request seemingly before the sentence "Pleasure to meet you" is completed.

Bryce- "Dude I just met that cute chick Kelsey at the party the other day, next thing you know I get fastbooked! Came home that same night to a friend request."

Noah- "Mad fastbooking indeed my man, wasn't that party upstairs?!"

Bryce- "Exactly bro."

Fastbook by ol221 February 12, 2012

facialbook 

to add a friend in facebook to whom which you have given a facial

after jazzing in her face and giving her a cincinatti beret she asked to be added to my facialbook profile

facialbook by b_dk January 4, 2009

facialbooking 

To intentionally post a profile picture of yourself taken with cum on your face, but with no nudity so cant be rejected as pornography. It's Like "In yo face, FB !".
Remember, no nude, just nut!
Who's FacialBooking will get the most likes? :)

Tonya changed her profile picture today on facebook. Did you notice it?

You bet! I noticed she had alot of likes for her facialbooking picture! Almost couldnt tell if was her underneath all that jizz! Good thing she didnt show her tits or FB would have kicked her pictures offline, and maybe even her profile. Wonder how long she can go facialbooking before anyone complains... :)

facialbooking by zen.man September 6, 2014

fistbooked 

An innocent person arrested after police beat them, to cover up the beating.

Police departments fall in line behind the cop that goes to far.

He was booked for being combative, which is code for fistbooked. Being combative isn’t a crime

fistbooked by jocklondon January 22, 2021

Facesbook profile 

The phenomenon wherein it impossible for a Facebook user to have a profile pic of only themselves but instead always have a picture of themselves and their significant other.

Sarah and Adam are both using the same picture of themselves on Facebook... it's almost like they worry people will wonder if they're lonely or single if their facesbook profiles don't match.

Facesbook profile by Colonel Linguist September 5, 2015